Step 1: Gloating.
There are many ways to do this, but one of my favourites is to walk out the exam hall really early, and smirk at the poor bastards who not only have 45 minutes of this paper left to go, but more papers after that to study for.
I also like calling up friends and squealing excitedly into the phone, completely ignoring their “I WILL cut you if you don’t shut the hell up soon and let me get back to studying, bitch” uh-huhs.
Step 2: Driving to good tunes with the windows down
Ideally, this should be done in a not so polluted country, with the top down, but seeing as how I drive an SUV in Singapore… Well, I’m pretty good at making do with what I have
Step 3: Embracing the celebrations that are lined up
An intermediate step to take before this one might include scoffing and/or dissing inefficient HR departments and letting go of lost job opportunities. Then you tell your parents not to wait up, cos you’re gonna be home hella late after partying with your girlfriends the following night. But for tonight:
Step 4: Have someone buy you dinner
The best friend bought me a subway sammich. And cookies. And coke. And some unwinding by the beach. You rock, Swami Jesus. Giggle.
Step 5: Long Hot Showers.
’nuff said.
Step 6: Making busy plans for the following day
I’m getting errands run (passport renewal, stop mocking my picture, bitches) catching up on movies, and partying like no other. But really, this one’s up to you.
Step 7: Go back to Step 1.
